Welcome to the future of nonsense!

First of all can I just say that I feel realeaved that mores popeles get to see my mis-speeled words! Secondly, I tried to find the gayest blog template they had and this is it. Come on people, you can do better than that. Thirdly, I hate republicans so if you are a republican and reading this, fuck you! oh, and stop reading.

Now to some real substance: my new girlfriend. You can see her here: http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/09/teacher.charged.ap/index.html. She is very beautiful and I just hope she gets out of jail soon so we can be together. BTW, that kid has got to be the coolest person in school right now.

Also, Marica Cross is to a lesbian, she might not know it yet, but she is.

I almost forgot to mention that this blog is going be used mostly for made-up news stories.