Terrorists in possession of the Force

It was discovered late Wednesday that certain pockets of Iraqi insurgents may be in possession of the Force. For some time now the US has been well aware of the immense psychic power that the Force could unleash at any time and done nothing to prevent what could lead to intergalactic battle. A group of marines found at least a dozen light sabers in a warehouse in Bagadesla and what seems to be a bundle of tattered cloaks. Intelligence is unsure where and how these rebels would have received the force, but they are sure Yoda and some British robots are somehow involved. President Bush made the following statement this morning "We must protect the Death Star against this rebel forces at all costs!" There might be a bright side to this matter however, because it is still unclear whether or not they plan to use the light or dark side of the force.