Some of my most intimate thoughts

I > Since people dress their dogs up like little babies, when I have a baby I am going to dress it up like a dog.

II > I feel ready to have a baby, if the baby is ready to be naked and hungry (or to be wearing a dog suit and hungry).

III > What exactly does the name Destiny's Child imply anyways? That, Destiny, this untangible abstract idea, had a human baby, which actually turned out to be three hot black chicks!?! Some things aren't adding up here, I've crossed checked some files here and it seems never in history has an abstract idea given birth to three black chicks, but whatever. Anythings possible I guess.

IV > In this one matchbox 20 song they say "maybe you'll see a different side of me" and it sounds like "maybe you'll see a different sodomy", priceless!

V > Have you noticed this inventive numbering scheme? I have and I think I know why it died out: Cause it's silly

VI> Sweeping is the least fun and most frustrating thing ever. First of all, all it does is move the dirt around, it doesn't remove the dirt from anywhere, that involves a dustpan. And the dustpan is the worst. It's awkward and it is never completely flat against the ground and then you have residue, and I hate residue.

VII > Aaron Carter and his "Party" are, by far, the definition of lame!!

VIII > My boss put this on his formal dinner inviataions: "Bring a guest! (please limit the number of republicans)"

IX > If I had a car, I would drive it straight to your heart, j/k, i would drive it to the mall or use it to get some errands done.

X > I am really poor right now, and it makes me want to yell at beggers all the time and be like, "No, Can I have some money from you? No? What a surprise, then you can't have any money from me!!!!" Everyone knows those homeless people are hood-rich, it's obvious. At least in DC they are, they were tims and burberry.