This Just In: Man Tits Reduced

For those of you who had the privilege of catching "I Want A Famous Face" on Mtv last night, you are now aware of a dangerous affliction effecting American's today: Man Tits! I didn't know men could have teeters, I mean I have had my suspicions in the past, but now I know for sure that there is a difference between fat tits and man breasts. I think now that Americans are aware of the danger maybe we can do something about it. Like lingerie for male hooters, why not make the men feel sexy rather than going through an expensive reduction procedure. Celebrate your nice rack men! Let's all go burn our man-bras in the quad!!!