NEWS BRIEF: Rob Quits Smoking, Millions Mourn the Loss
It's true, I quit smokin' today, and as we all know you can't quit smoking in a day, but I started the quitting process today and am actually serious about it, So good luck me!!!
And what brought about this sudden change of heart, well the cool kids of coarse. All the coolest kids are not smoking cigarettes these days and if I am going to get into that super exclusive group for beautiful athletic rich kids and win the heart of that girl in the "in crowd" that is really sweet and different then the rest, I'm una have to start fitting in, and that means more run-on sentences!! No, it means no smoking! So cool kids, if you wanna hang out after school behind the science building and not smoke, or go to 7-11 and not get someone older to buy us some smokes, let me know! I'm always available, we can take my Mom's Mercedes!!!
Cigs, I will miss you!!
1998-2005
Oh, I by no means plan NEVER to have a cigarette again, If I'm dunk or somethin' you can bet I'm taking a puff! I might be the coolest member of an elite super crowd, but I'm only human!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 1:12 PM
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2 Comments:
Yo Yo Yo, Chocolate Bear.
How's it goin?
good luck on the quittin. i've also stopped smoking. i only smoke when i'm around vassar peeps. cuz you people bring me back to the good days, the lung cancer days, the care free and live hard days.
two other tidbits:
Britney and Backup Dancer BoyToy are getting a Reality TV show on UPN.
And Justin Timberlake may be in Die Hard 4.0. Yup. That's right. Check it out here:
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/601/601506p1.html
Enjoy, snookums!
I see you've already published the Timberlake news.
touche, Jailbait.
Well then, let it be known that you have bested me.
I expect then that the only way i can reclaim my honor is a duel.
pistols.
dawn.
i pick Jessica Biehl as my second.
see you there!
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