Farish, Running for Baby New Year

Though years of tradition has deemed it necessary for Baby New Year to be a newborn this year a 22-year-old seems to be the top candidate. After careful consideration the Baby New Year committee concluded that not only was Robert Farish's butt-ox smoother than a babies, he also looked better in the sash. There is still however a couple weeks before the new year and in years past this has been a highly coveted title leading to tumultuous battle for the crown, or sash as it may be.