Grown-Up Enjoys Happy Meal

WASHINGTON - To those of us that enjoy a good culinary creation, we understand how important it is to demand a plastic toy accompanying this experience. And no one knows this better than 22 year old Washingtonian, Tiffany Thompson. Recently, reports surfaced that Tiffany was in possession of a My Little Pony about half the size of the popular childrens toy, when questioned about said horse, Tiff-Tiff revealed that she had in fact received it with her happy meal, a meal that was both delicious and substantial for a grown woman of almost six feet. Though many of us associate happy meals with persons under five, this does not stop Ms. Thompson who claims this is a common occurrence. "A bite of hamburger, three fries and a swallow of Coke, what else can a career woman on the go ask for, besides, ya know, a toy?" So it seems Happy Meals are a complete and satifying experience, but things aren't all bubble-gum and roses for this fast-paced life style. Reports of gender discrepancies have been reported all over the US. Tiffany weighs in on this boy-girl mix-up, stating "What am I going to do with a Mini-Booger-Monsters Series action figure, brush its unruly green hair?! They should stick to Sponge Bob toys that everyone can enjoy!" Good point, Tiffany, good point.