More about Nicole Riche & Mtv Shows
It has recently come to my attention a certain bitchy blog has some unkind things to say about PurePrattle. Check it out here: http://robotsversusninjas.blogspot.com/. Am I threatened by this blatant attack on everything I stand for? Yes, quite frankly. I might even cry like a girl, again.
But before you take the side of a stupid idiot, let me expose Neurotic Monkey Productions for what it really is: an underage prostitution and drug trafficking ring. Are your school children in danger of having teen sex with drugs? If Neurotic Monkey Production's gets it way, then fo' sho! This Robert Dean, chief editor of said blog is also a drunken pedophile who bathes rarely and usually is hideously deformed. I also have unconfirmed reports that Dean had a stint in the hospital for auto-erotic asphyxiation complications.
As for his comments about my grammar and spelling, I'm only four years old, so I think i am doing pretty good.
As for Nicole Riche, I am really worried about her, she is working herself too hard and is getting really skinny. Hollywood when will you learn!!!! Oh and Mtv shows are the crewsh!!!!
Robots versus Ninjas at blogspot dot com, watch out! This, aint over (i'll probably give you the clamps!)
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 12:55 PM
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Greetings. Let me extend my condolences to Mr. Farish: I'm sorry you're a douchebag who prefers playing pocket pool to supporting your children (all 7 of them). Now then, let me answer some of the charges being leveled at me.
Firstly, Farish would have you believe that I'm in charge of an "underage prostitution & drug trafficking ring". Is this true? Of course it is. But is that so bad? I believe the children are the future, and if there's one thing people like to have violent and inappropriate sex with, it's the future. And as for drug trafficking, well I'm a family man who believes in keeping small family businesses alive, like my father's beloved and quaint heroin trade. Sure, if Farish and his fat cat friends had their way, Walmart and Target would be responsible for providing you with your heroin and juvenile prostitutes at the expense of the community.
Secondly, this assertion that I'm a "drunken pedophile" who "usually is hideously deformed". Now, everyone knows I don't drink when I have sex with children. That would be setting a bad example for children, exposing them to alcohol at such a tender and sexy age.
And as for the accusation that I'm usually deformed, well just why is that, Farish? Should I tell them about how I was scarred when I had to save orphaned pandas from being killed in a fire, a fire started by YOU, Mr. Farish. Yes, gentle readers, while Farish was on one his famous benders--strung out on a combination of crystal meth, PCP, and Pixie Sticks--he set fire to the Panda Orphanage downtown. Is this really the man you want raising your children, America?
Plus I heard he uses small dogs as his own dick puppets in some horrible puppet show he puts on for his orgy friends--all while listening to Good Charlotte.
The people desire and deserve the truth, Farish. Stop hiding behind your big wig friends and tell them what you really stand for! How else did you get endorsements from the likes of The Grimace and Super Shredder?
War rages on. I believe in the transformational power of freedom, and that freedom will march on, despite these personal attacks on me and my character, and my 12 year old fiance. Thank you, and god bless me!
Robert Dean
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