The Pope Can Go Fuck Himself

Actually, the pope can NOT go fuck himself or else he would join the new "ideology of evil", but since the catholic church loves hypocrisy he probably will go fuck himself. The pope most likely has no penis however, so this might be tough, rumor has it his wang was bit off by a pre-pubescent alter boy, By now I am sure you lovely readers have noticed some tension between the pope and I, and that's because he sucks and for some reason damns the homosexuals, whom we all know have so much to give us. But really who is winning here, some guy that prays all day, or me, who gets to have man-sex. You decide.