This Just In: Gays Come in All Shapes & Sizes?

Oh yes, it's true. You might think all gays are retail whores with spiky hair and an affinity for tight designer jeans, but some of 'em are different. Some of them are even foreign, that's right, other countries have gays too. I am confused however, how can another country besides america have enough pop culture to keep these gays alive? (We live on pop culture you know, thank god with Brad & Jenn & Angelina as well as the train wreak that is Britney Federline and the Olsen Twins, US gays are stronger than ever) But yes, I met some Irishman the other night, a couple in their late forties who looked to much like my Dad's golfing friends for my liking. He spoke in his little Irish accent about....well..i dunno...drinking probably? He also tried to touch me a little, all in all, it was pretty gross. I walked away with two schools of thought on the subject. 1. even a foreign accent can't make you sexy, but it'll get you close. 2. Gay people from foreign lands are laking the gay skills that us Americans have seemed to hone. Do they get Queer Eye over there?