More About Paula Abdul
God, I must really like her, posting her praises all the time. This time it's her age. Is she 50? There was a comment by Simon on last night's American Idol that would lead me to believe as much. Does this mean she's my Gandma?




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She actually was one of the original Golden Girls known as "Gertie". She was going to be a sassy cuban grandma who was a rival with Rue Maclanahan's Blanche character, but they didn't want an ethnic one, so they kicked her off. Then she turned to solace in the arms of that cartoon cat, wrote a song about their relationship and became semi-famous. And now she's perfected the art of giving a handjob under a table without any noticing on camera. She calls it the "Abdul Method".
Camps -
First of all, if you are going to knock me, do it to my face or at least on your own blog! and don't call me dean's little gf either.
And b of all, we should get together next time you are in nyc. Get my info from dean. Sadly, no matter how many times I drunk dial ryan brown, he won't talk to me.
I heart your blog
xoxo
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