Dogs Go Wild; Ibuprofen Involved

The residents on Herndon, VA (my parents) were in shock and dismay after returning home from a hard days work to find their two adorable lil' shitzus comatose on the floor. Apparently the small dogs, Diesel and Buster, had been allowed to stay out of their cage all day while their masters were gone; a reward for being such well behaved canines. However things took a turn for the worst when the dogs decided to go wild. Speculation points the finger at Diesel as the ring leader of the duo, a most curious little guy who can resist nothing, not even a bottle of Ibuprofen. This is where our story takes a turn for the worst as the dogs chew through a bottle to get the really gross tasting treats inside. Whether or not the pills were delicious doesn't seem to be the issue in this case, I believe dogs have a sense of adventure and relish accomplishment. I really should not be making light of a situation in which my dogs almost died, but $1,800 later they are fine and hopefully learned their lesson: stay in school and don't do drugs!

***side note: if the saying is "do drugs" and not "do do drugs" shouldn't the opposite "don't do drugs" really be "don't drugs"? Just a thought.***