This Crazy Bitch is Gonna Molest Your Dog

Reports have surfaced Tuesday that crazy bitch, Natasha Lyonne, had an altercation with her neighbor in which she threatened to molest said neighbors dog. No word on how she intended to molest the dog or if her desire to do so was due to the incident or if she is just a dog-lover. Now I don't know Natasha, but I am pretty sure she's a pervert who gets off on dog tongue. Regardless this is not a threat to be taken lightly and I think I know why this is happening: because dogs don't wear pants. Their junk and stuff is just hanging out there, so of coarse some freaky bitch, Natasha Lyonne, is gonna get off on that. I think Paris Hilton has the right idea, dogs should wear clothes like everyone else. If dogs are going to be so sexy they need to show some humility.