Andre 3000 Can't Do That On Television
Sir Andres 3000acus has "inked" a deal with bumb badda dum... Nickelodeon!!! I can only assume it will have something to do with SNICK. Member that, member SNICK?...member Eat My Shorts and Are You Afraid of the Dark? or Wild And Crazy Kids? perhaps Hey Dude? May fav, cause I'm gay, was The Roundhouse, member "Down at The Roundhouse where the fun never ends..." Oh what? You didn't have cable...i didn't know man, sorry.
Andre's show will be like a newer blacker Mr. Wizard/Rogers for the new millennium, and if it's not, it should be. He could wear all those loud suits, the kids will love that, and sing songs and share and learn science and stuff. Plus he should have a talking chair like PeeWee. Or how bout a reality show for kids where their peers vote them off; how great would that be for developing self-esteem. Andre is gonna need a tag line though like "You are the weakest pimp, goodbye" or "Get outta here ugly!"
Well this all sounds very exciting, let's get excited! God this excitation is killing me... Andre make the damn show already!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 11:46 PM
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Roundhouse didn't kick that much ass. But what's funny is the number of people that were on Roundhouse that are in the giant dance scenes in "Newsies". Seriously, it's great.
"Pulitzer and Hearst they think we're nothin
are we nothing?
NO!
Even tho' we ain't got hats or badges
we're a union just by sayin sooooooooo....
and the WORLD WILL KNOW!"
Also, Fergie was on Kids, Inc. How weird is that? I don't trust that chick one bit. She looks like she has plans for eating my pets, and I'm not down with that. Fergie, don't phunk with my pets.
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