What Ever Happened to "Mr. Spanky"?

It seems that James Broomas, the creepy man from my Mom's work that only (thank god) eye-molested me, but real-molested a bunch of underage crackhead homeless boys from Montrose, Texas has been slipping on his court order to not paddle and restrain young boys. Spanky was suppossed to stay away from anyone under 18 but how could he when they have such tempting pink nipples waiting to be twisted with a pair of pliers. I would say the only way to stop this pervert's rampage is by removing his genitals, but apparently castration won't work either. We need to deal with the root of his problem. Maybe his temptations come from the humilation of peeing his pants as a child or maybe it's just those damn pink nipples!!