Brad & Angelina Have Loud Wild Sex

Someone, probably me, says that Brad and Angelina were bunking together in some African location when hotel staff thought there was some sort of skirmish or scuffle in Brad's room. They rushed to his aid, only to realize he was pounding the shit out of Angelina Jolie, who left the next morning, to seek medical attention no doubt. I bet Angelina is a loud bitch and I bet Brad loves it, way to go you two, you must have the hottest sex ever!!! And Brad and Angelina if you guys are ever looking to swing...I'm just saying.....