"Fallen Idol" Cory Clark; Head MILF Hunter

Who saw the gripping documentary "Fallen Idol" last night? Show of hands? I did! And I was shocked and appalled, but not by the alleged affair with Ms. Abdul, but rather that Cory Clark is releasing a CD! One of the songs is even called "Paula-tics" in which he even uses Paula's line "Straight Up" in the hook. He sounds like a squirrel and his dreams of stardom are pathetic. If he wanted people to listen to his music then he should never have started this controversy because he will never be taken seriously or be anything more than Paula's bitch. Chances are they made sweet sweet love or that Corey has been studying/stalking Paula for the last two years so he can make his story plausible. Regardless, I don't see what the big deal with this story is anyways, I gave Ryan Seacrest a bj in a bathroom one time and you don't see me writing a book about it...well at least he told me he was Ryan Seacrest...now that I think about it he was black....