Inferno 2 Update 13: Grilled Jesus Fish

This weeks mission made me giggle/chortle, several times. They put the gang on these little motor bikes and had them zip around a rickety course atop the water like clowns. They even gave teams the option of taking a skinnier more rickety short-cut, just in case there were some real clown-cycling experts in the crowd that wanted to show off their stuff.

Tough guy Abe didn't think the short-cut would be that hard, but looks like even pure rage couldn't guide his scooter to safty, and he kerplunct like so many others.
Other losers include:
Jamie, who looked like she was on MXC, drove right of the edge and then everyone said how adorable and cute she looked, which was true;
The Miz, who congratulation is a meathead son, hot-dogged his bike right off the course after the finish line, which I did not think warranted a DQ, but I guess that's what you get for showing off, meathead;
& Rachel and Veronica plopped right in the water like roofies in an unattended cocktail;
Julie of all people also decided to take the shortcut, sure she needed the lifesaver but I think she was more driven by the Lord giving her this confidence that she shouldn't have. It's just the Lord Almighty, he's not going to personally drive the bike for you. You need more than faith Julie, you need skill. She chants "the road to God is straight and narrow" to pump herself up and simultaneously lecturing the heathens (everyone else on the challenge). Of coarse she still tumbles right over because the shortcut is basically impossible and she's retarded.

The Inferno challenge seemed like a pretty good idea for girls, cause girls fight by pulling and scratching so it was sorta like watching girly boxing or something. Tonya wins by a patch and then hoots n' hollers like a monkey.

Then it happens....right after Julie says goodbye to everyone and unpromptedly explains how they will be okay without her, she turns to leave the inferno arena. And right before she walks out the door she puts her hands together behind her back, like a precious moments figurine, then shugs and sighs a bit, does a little hop and skips away. It was the most affected thing I have ever seen. I don't know who she thinks she is, besides maybe a nun or a jesus fish. Well good riddance Julie, and do you know what Jesus would have done? Not lost that's what! And to Tonya of all people! Jesus is mad at you, Julie, so go home and think about what you've done.

At the end of everything Tonya goes out to celebrate her win, but can only find men to go with her. So she grinds on all the guys as they pass her around like a prequel to a really hot gang bang video. Then she gets banged, pretty hard I'd assume. Cause as we all know: Tonya would rather be called a whore than a liar, or anything else for that matter.

Here is a pic of the lucky man that gets to F Julie as long as they both shall live