Chaotic: The Nightmare that is Brit & K-Fed
Chaotic: A sexy mix of madness and torrid passion as two country bumpkins find love while in the public eye, highlights include:
• Britney makes funny faces; creepy factor: 9.5
• Britney asks co-workers about sex in an attempt to be "edgy" but only succeeds in making everyone uncomfortable.
• Britney tells everyone she meets that she had sex three times in one day with Kevin. I just barfed in my mouth.
• Britney discovers that her knees together look like breasts, then learns her abc's.
• Kevin discloses that he doesn't believe in marriage, unless that is, he stands to make millions of dollars.
• Kevin's hair in completely filthy and not only has he not combed it, he hasn't washed it. And I'm not talking in the candid home movies segements but in his "confessional" segments. Come on, K-Fed you're on TV for Christ sake,
• Britney askes Kevin about Eminem, to which K-Fed replies "he's a genious!" Britney then says Eminem complains a lot, but she thinks it's sexy when guys complain..and don't wash themselves. Is Brit a hippy in disguise? That would explain the skirts, bare feet and no bra.
• Britney shows of her new maternal breasts in a sensible pants suit.
• Brit's bodyguard states that he didn't like Kevin the first day he met him, and then never states that he started liking Kevin after that. He even mocks K-Fed when he is taking too long to leave the room by taunting: "It's okay little buddy, you can come out now." as if K-Fed is a dog scared of lightening. Which he is, scared of lightening.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 1:01 PM
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Is the show as much of a train wreck as I have hoped and prayed?
Yes it most certainly is. It is also an acne-fest.
Do you have any screen shots? And does Britney Spears whine about how she "wants a pickle" or get her fat ass stuck in a table or get in a cat fight with a flamboyant interior decorator? Do you think the bodyguard will end up killing K-Fed? And what about Guest Stars? Nick Lachey has his idiot brother from 98 Degrees...what sorta kinda not really celebrity will pop up on Chaotic?
Wouldn't it be great if Chaotic was actually K-Fed and Britney Spears explaining and investigating mathematical chaos theory? that would be awesome.
Of coarse Britney wants a pickle, probably dipped in fudge or peanut butter, you know that pregnant cow is going to eat anything an everything in sight.
I think the bodyguard will end up ruffing K-Fed up a bit.
JC Chasez makes a two second cameo, poor JC.
What would be better than Brit and Kev discussing the chaos theory is if they came on at the end of the show and taught kids a valuable lesson, like on G.I. Joe.
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