Inferno Update 12: "Your Sister Was Really Enjoyable"

This episode marks the first time I have noticed a male wearing one of those slogan shirts that the girls wear like, I heart my pussy and Tonya wears one that says switch hitters on the front, and I bat for both teams on the back. Like these girls need to spell it out for us as if America doesn't get it. You're sluts, okay, we know. So, CT wears an I heart backseats ringer tee because i guess he finds it pleasurable to make love in an awkward cramped position. Did they offer the cast a bin of saucy tees at the beginning of the season? Cause they forgot my saucy tee nice piece of bass which I'd like to think is a bit more clever than future M.I.L.F.

Onto the show.....On the after school special that is THE REAL WORLD ROAD RULES CHALLENGE: THE INFERNO TWO: THE GOODS GUYS VERUS THE BAD ASSES Landon shows us all what we looked like those couple times we were wasted off our ass and our friends in the morning were like "Dude, do you remember what you did last night? You don't? Oh man..." And that's why I'm off the hooch!

So first Landon starts a slap fight with Derraliked and then tells him " your sister was really enjoyable" which naturally started a wrasslin' match! Derrick gets seriously hurt in the scuffle and we all learn a lesson about horseplay. Landon then miraculously makes it to the Inferno Dormitory, or Sex Cauldron, and begins his trek up some stairs with absolutely no balance or sense of gravity. He needs to thank the Lord people were there to stop him from spilling his cute brains all over that new mexican style villa. Naturally he passes out and the Miz springs into action writing gay stuff all over Landon's smooth toned back. All of Landon's shit talking, which was silly of him in the first place, comes back to haunt him as the toughest guys on the challenge, Derrick and CT, shave some of Lando's beautiful locks. An unapologetic Landon arises in the morn to smooth things over by letting Derrick and CT give him the action figure hair cut he was so desperately missing. Landon would look great now in like a Rambo outfit, sans the headband.

Of coarse the Miz is going to defend Landon's honor, plus Landon's not as pretty anymore, so the Miz makes a snide remark about Derrick not being able to read. The Miz then tells Derrick "your sister was really enjoyable."

This mission involves boat rowing, which we all know involves a "cox" and a "stroke", no joke. The disorganized and bitter, Bad Asses, tried to play dirty but failed to thwart the Noble and Organized, Good Guys, and we all learn a lesson about playing fair. "I am in a boat full of screaming idiots" states Abe, and he's prolly right.

The Inferno voting is scandalous as usual as the "switching of the vote" rule comes into play again, which should be allowed because it is not against the rules and therefore part of the rules and part of the strategy. But Veronica's a cunt and worried she'll be Inferno bait, so her lesbot bodyguard Rachel goes to interrogate the Good Guys who agree to play by the Bad Asses rule's, cause their the good guys. Julie and Tonya will be going to the inferno next time and I think Tina says it best: "It's the devil versus jesus and I can not wait to see some blond hair get ripped out."