The INFERNO!!! The Who's Who of Who's Left
The Guys
Let me start by saying that all of these guys are sexy as hell.Update: I Forgot Derrick!!
Derrick - How could I forget adorable lil' Derrick, the drunk guy that can take a slam against the hood of a car and tear off his ear and keep on ticking. What a trooper! However the Miz has brought into question his literacy, discuss.The Ghost of Brad - I still feel his presence around the Inferno on cool autumn eves, near the bell-tower mostly.. ...sometimes you can hear a faint "son" in the wind.
Landon - Landon claims to be 25, but he must mean in puppy dog years, he couldn't be more than 14. This underage thing must be an issue in his and Miz's love affair and that's why he's lying. Have you seen the way the Miz looks at him? come on...I haven't seen anything this homoerotic since Black Hunks With White Punks.
The Miz - He wears shirts that say "Socialite" in swarofski crystals on the back, and to an Inferno no less!
Abe - Okay this might just be my ultimate fantasy, but hear me out, here's my theory on the Miz and Abe: the Miz prolly tired to put the moves on Abe, but Abe's too straight so he's like "no way", and then bi-curious innocent Landon comes along and the Miz likes to be gay with Landon more, so Abe is jealous. Have you seen the stink eye Abe has been giving Landon. Abe's gonna have to get a lot more gay if he wants to compete for Miz's attention, and I for one think that's a good idea.
Darrell -Did anyone notice I called Darrell "Latarine" on my last post? And no one corrected me? How embarrassing! Well I guess it goes to show, he's boring. Except when he flipped out at Abe, but where's that fire now D? Where's it now?
Dan - "We're all the problem, except for me." truer words were never spoken Dan, you've captured my heart, but turn it down just a bit on the 'tude, you tend to fly off the handle.
CT - This guy is so cool he smokes during missions. Now that's pretty cool.
The Ladies!!
Let me start by saying Jamie is sexy as hell.Jamie - There's just something about her that lights up a room, don'tcha think?
Tonya -The underdog, Katie if you will, of this season and she's up against some bitches. I guess she was raised in different foster homes and such, i feel bad for her, she should get an Extreme Makeover Home Edition or her ride pimped.
Veronica, Rachel & Tina - Their "Future M.I.L.F." tee shirts upset me so bad because that means one day they will have spawn.
Julie - Even though she damns sodomites she did try to kill Veronica that one time. Par for the course Julie, par for the course.
Shevanda - Hmmm...so she....well....who again?...oh that one...hmmmm...
Coming Soon, Inferno Update 12!!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 10:56 PM
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Gonna go ahead and disagree with you a lil there, Tiger Beat:
I think Dan is this season's Katie. think about -- Bitchy, sassy, not really good at missions but pulls through in a clutch. Plus tonya, while everyone feels badly for her, is psycho. The producers are trying to make her seem like she's this put upon chica by Team VolTRon, but they're finding it hard to come up with footage that doesn't make Tonya look like Empress Crazypants.
ALSO -- Shavonda was mention in that Petey Pablo song "Freak a Leek". Maybe not THIS particular Shavonda. But nonetheless A shavonda was mentioned. It's not like i ever hear Dean getting shout outs in rap songs; except for that one time.
Much love right back to you, Nelly Furtado. Much love right back.
Also, out of all the teams -- who do you think Dave Mirra has banged? I'm saying Tonya, Julie, Veronica & Rachel (tag team, natch!), and Landon (once). Tina hit on him and tried to rape him before Abe and Miz took time out of their oily orgies and liberated the poor extreme biker.
Isn't it weird that (besides Veronica & Rachel) no one has hooked up? Doesn't that strike anybody as slightly odd? especially given the skankocity of the people involved? And when was the last time Miz hooked up with a girl? That used to be his schtick: a lovable moron who somehow gets the ladies. And now he's just pseudo gay.
Oh -- as fer the Rachel/Veronica hook up thing -- watch the After Show with Dan on it (it aired after the episode where Dan told girls to "shove it"). It's interesting, sad, funny, and gross all at once.
maybe America loses, but dean wins over all. Thanks, MTV!
Hey....give me my due...I totally corrected your mistake with Darrell (and I don't mean the webcam mistake..I mean misnaming him) Check that posts comments....if you even read the comments....I feel so alone
You ARE alone. And that's how you're going to die.
Someone had to say it.
Where's my Inferno Update part XII? I need my Tuesday fix!
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