Lindsay Lohan's New Prison Daddy

Lindsay Lohan does an okay job pretending that she's not trailer trash, it could be worse like Britney or the Olsens, but she can't deny that her pops in the slammer. Michael Lohan was sentanced to four years in prison for a knife fight he had with Jessica Simpson and Beyonce's fathers over who was in fact the prettiest. Michael, clearly the prettiest, was the prime target of the rumble and had to shank the other two in self defense, or so he claims. At least all that shanking practice will come in handy in prison. [most of that was lies]