Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Lindsay Ruins Everything with Her Huge Teeters, Again!

Lindsay Lohan's Tits are too BIG! according to Disney. The producers of Herbie's Full Load on Your Face, I mean, Herbie Fully Loaded, feel that when Lindsay jumps up n' down in excitement that her breasts flop around uncontrollably and heaven forbid they should give fathers who take their kids to this movie any sliver of entertainment. Or maybe they thought it would be inappropriate for a full grown man to pop a boner around so many young children. Regardless they have no prob with Ms. Lohan weighing ten pounds and being a role model for little girls, but those large healthy breasts, they gotta go!!

1 Comments:

At 2:30 PM, Blogger The Neurotic Monkey said...

That's sad to hear. Otherwise, Herbie would've been like a time machine. We could've gone back in time to the era before Lindsay discovered crystal meth and not eating.

I watched Mean Girls again this weekend. Whatever happened to that girl? She had meat on her bones and everyone liked it! Hanging out with the human Pez dispenser Nicole Richie has ruined our nation's third greatest piece of jailbait.

(She's after you and this smokin hottie named Katie who is in the third grade. Mmmm...Katie, if you're reading this: Call me)

And also -- Inferno wrap up? Did you see it? Your thoughts? My money's on dan winning. Also, it was my girl's time to shine!

Oh, hooray!

 

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