Viagra Versace

Donatella Versace, a pumpkin with blond hair, is probably fuming mad that those damn pharmaceutical companies named the most popular allergy medicine ever after her beloved high-fashion debutant daughter, Allegra Versace. It seems to me that even before the allergy pill hit the market, Allegra obviously sounds like some sort of medical condition and you should never name your children something that even borders on being a possible clinical term. Some other celeb mistake names include, but are not limited too:

Apple (Gwen and Chris): At least there will be a sense of irony if Gwenth's baby ever gets eaten.

Coco (Courtney Coxucker): Also a sense of irony if eaten.

Maddox (Angelina Jolie): Sounds like a gas pill, how embarrassing.

Banjo (Rachel Griffiths): Hey, your baby is a walking joke, assuming it can walk.

Chester (Tom Hanks): That's a dog's name, crazy!

Rocco (Madonna): This is the name of a cheesy cartoon tough guy, for someone who calls themselves Madge and Esther you think she'd know better.

Prince Michael Jackson Jr. & II: This makes total sense, name your children the same thing and just number them, I mean they are just there to be touched anyway, why learn their names. Who gave this man children?! I want answers!!!