DC Blog Sells Out
After careful consideration a deal had been settled Thursday morning between a DC blog and many major American enterprises. Chief Editor Robert Farish made the following comment at a press-conference this morning: "We at Pure Prattle don't see this a "selling out", selling out would be ordering two medium double melt pizza for only $9.99 from Domino's. Now that deal is crazy!" Robert then reminded the crowd "That deal includes your choice of two toppings at no additional charge!" As the reporters scribbled down details in their notes it occurred to one local reporter "Does this amazing deal included a 2 liter Coca-Cola Classic or Diet Coke?" "Yes, yes it does" replied Farish. Even with this incredible offer from Dominos, Pure Prattle, insists that is business as usual at the DC office and "Even if this deal is only available for a limited time, so act now, the Blog is committed to real reporting and real savings! Dominos Pizza!"




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