Friday, February 25, 2005

Eminem Writes Another Song About His Daughter

Look, Eminem, no one cares about Hayley or how you only have feelings for Hayley. Listen, we all think its adorable that you have a softer side and you love your daughter, you should, that's your job as a parent, so shut up about it!! Also if you buy a pet for your child and it doesn't behave exactly how you want, its probably not a good idea to murder it in front of that child ("i'm uh break that birdie's neck" - from MnM's hot new single). Basically, what happened to you Marshall, I used to really like you, know you pretty much suck, did Hay-Hay put you up to this?

2 Comments:

At 4:40 PM, Blogger The Neurotic Monkey said...

I don't know how, I don't know why, but Mariah Carey is somehow involved in this. Mark my words.

Whatever happened to the simpler, more fun days of hip-hop and great tunes like "pussy poppin'"? Hmmm? Where have they gone?

 
At 12:51 AM, Blogger The Neurotic Monkey said...

Also, I've decided that your blog should be the TRL of blogs, where in celebrities come on to plug their new show/movie, whatever, share some gossip, and then you have some screaming girls and two seconds of a video.

And let me start off by saying that I know Hayley Marshall...and that girl does not like birds. So really, it's good that Eminem killed it. It shows that he knows his daughter. Also, I heard that Hayley came between Brad & Jen.

Respek it!

 

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