What Ever Happened To: Lady Luck

This is my first installment of "What Ever Happened To" a series in which I pose the question, What ever happened to...? So what did ever happen to....Lady Luck!?!?! Remember her from the commercials, she looked like a homeless women or crackhead with a wand. Not only did she try her best to put herself together and look sexy even though she was homeless, she also had an accessory. I think her example could really updated the looks of all those swine (homeless people) we see covering the streets of every major city. First of all, homeless chicks, try throwing a skirt on, who cares if it's tattered, that could be hot. Secondly, homeless people, get an accessory, it'll be adorable and make you stand out from the crowd. So then you can be like, I'm not giving my money to umbrella guy today I waiting for Monocle-Man. See, adorable! That's it, today after work, I'm passing out top hats!
Oh yeah, what ever happened to her anyways, she was a great spokeswomen. I will tell you what happened to the Snapple Lady, she's fat.