Poop Party

I had the pleasure of watching the television yesterday and I was more than disturbed when I witnessed one commercial in particular. It was for some fiber-packed product guaranteed to make you "regular", finally such a product exists!! But that's not all, this commercial featured three men walking into adjoining stalls on everyday of the week, then the voice over stated "Don't you want to be one of the regulars" implying that they all go to the same adjoining bathroom stalls every work-day morning and poop together and this is a good thing. I believe on one of the days they might even high-five each other. This is gross, high-fiving over poop is gross, pooping with some next to you is gross, pooping when someone knows you're pooping is gross and pooping next to someone who knows you are pooping and you also know that they are pooping is gross. My main point: I think pooping is an alone activity.