Inferno 2, Update 6: Jodi's a Ho!

So it turns out every girl is slutty, even if they have mousey brown hair and act like a 12 year old, and Jodi is no exception.

We start out this episode by Jodi vying for the Miz's attention by, of coarse, taking off all her clothes. The Miz seems to really enjoy this female degradation and tells her if he does not see her "butt-naked" body in ten seconds he is taking the towel away forcing her dripping wet flesh to be exposed to any pervs (besides the Miz) that might be looking. Of coarse this humiliating incident is drowned out by giggles in an attempt to mask the molestation that's taking place.

We then cut to Tonya who actually calls the other girls "mean", that's weird cause Tonya has no feelings. The other girls, Veronica, Tina and Rachel, respond by saying "We are the least of your problems". Wow, that is mean, Tonya I am sorry, you were right, those girls are mean sometimes, so how bout not being best friends with them. Tonya then goes on to complain how she and her teeters are the joke of every mission. I don't know why she would think that, it's certainly not CT talking about Tonya's "tits" all the time and making honking gestures and such. No way, CT is a respectible male who knows all about where milk, lemonade and fudge is made.

So they do some challenge which seems sorta silly to me, it has to do with plugging up holes though, so that made me giggle. After said challenge they get in their teams, scheme, and then reveal who will be going into the Inferno. The bad guys pick Jodi cause she seems like a blubbering idiot that would fuck up under the slightest amount of pressure. The good guys decide to choose Veronica, who they call the better competitor (I don't think being on 7 missions means you are a good competitor, but she does hang out with Rachel all the time, who clearly loves her [I think we will see this come to a head next episode where Rachel tries to desperately to get the life-saver to save Veronica and prove her love], and hanging around a lesbo's bound to give you some upper hand, at least in softball, and who knows the Inferno could be a game of softball)

Anyways, back to "incident", Jodi is sneaky and changed her vote at the last minute, something that is not not legal, so.... she's real smart right? That's what I thought, apparently others found it to be "schisty". Even my boyf Dan let his claws out, telling Jodi, that he, the reigning biggest bitch in the house, relinquished the crown to Jodi. Jodi seemed nervous about her new responsibilities and cried in the corner. Finally her team showed up to her rescue about an hour to late and gave her some milk and cookies and patted her head.

Oh and Dan also blew up Jodi's spot about being in love with the Miz! Ouch, Jodi, bad episode for you, eh? Well ya know what I say, never piss off a gay guy (remember that fight between Dan and Melissa, phew that one was rough)!