Inferno 2, Update 3: Everybody Gets F'd in the A!
This week on a bone chilling Inferno Julie is annoying (what a surprise), Beth sticks it to everyone (a nice change from being sticked by everyone, slut!) and Brad loses sexy points!
First of all Julie sucks and is really weird, she seems like the kind of girl who would iron a smily face on her Jansport backpack with extra strap support, oh, and carry a bag lunch, loser.
Secondly, everyone gets screwed on this challenge as greed comes back to bite everyone, specially Tina (Ms. Hot Tamale), in the A. So everyone tries to get Tina to win so they can publicly execute Beth (great idea!), however all they succeed in doing is losing and pissing off Beth who is now stuck on their team. And with Beth in the house, Tonya has to stay in a hotel, so how is anyone gonna get any pussy? Come back Tonya so we can cum on your back! (that was gross and I apologize)
Finally we get to the issue of Brad, my lover. He was kind of being a baby this episode and was all mad at Robin for trying to play dirty cause he apparently is a saint. Brad it seems likes to play fair cause he is a noble knight living in a castle and trying to woe a maiden or some shit. Wake up Brad, 'tis the 21st century and no one plays fair, perhaps Brad has been hanging out with Julie or something. I almost think I saw him whisper WWJD to himself. Brad, I'm una need you to beat the MIZ to death with a tire iron while listening to NIN if i'm una keep masturbating to you, k? k!
Oh, and Robin went home which makes me sad cause I love her (her teats that is) and Tina apparently is some sort of government operative trained to kill, or maybe that's just her bitchiness incarnate.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 1:07 PM
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So Big Teeters Hoodrat went home, while Juanita Madden Hoodrat stayed. It's sad to see Big Teeters go, she provided some drama for the few episodes she was around. Oh, and she has HUGE knockers. Like, GI-NORMOUS.
Brad wasn't being a wuss; he was just saying that the Good Guys are a meritocracy -- they work for what they get, they don't rely on the help of Shavonda and the future Mrs. Dean, Jamie Pothead. And then he spit. Which was gross.
And damn it all, I still have a soft spot for the Miz. He's like Corky from "Life Goes On": He's not cute, or funny, or even that good, but he's just kind of comforting in a retarded sort of way. Plus he's so much better than CT, Drunken Derrick, or Abe the Hick.
Also, while I hate julie (everyone hates Julie--even Jesus. He just text messaged me last night being like "what is up with that chick? 'Dye your hair blonde, i still know it's you; and I hate you.'") the prayer did seem to do the trick. The Badasses didn't pray -- and look what happened. I'm just saying.
And god do I hate Veronica and Rachel. they just suck. end of story. they suck. they're like two dumpy versions of Amber from "Clueless" minus all the interesting stuff that made Amber likable or, say, a person. And does Rachel have a receding hair line or is it me?
How gay is Landon? Honestly. Like, really gay? or just kinda super gay? Any thoughts?
Well hope all is well...till next time, when it appears Abe goes psycho in the kitchen!
I know, Robin's teeters are 8th world wonder. I can see her sports bra, which is basically threadbare by now, trying its best to keep those puppies in.
You bring up a good point about Brad, I forgot to mention the sexy tough guy spit, which was in slow mo, I believe and definitely uped the sexy factor. He'll spit, what?! He's tough and doesn't care, what?! Next time I just got make sure I'm lying on the ground under him (GROSS!!!!)
I disagree with your stance on the Miz, while I think he's okay, he's not better than CT (who also might be a government trained operative). CT wasn't sexy when he was on the Real World, as a matter of fact, he was a creepy douche bag, but now he looks like a Chippendale and is less creepy. However, still dumb as a box of rocks I'm pretty sure.
And yes, Landon is so very very gay. Did you see him like throw his arms up when they got a text message on their t-mobile side-kick 2 (sorry I'm under contract) and he was like yea!!!! He seems like the kind of guy who would have a cock in his mouth and be like "what?! it's just horseplay", FAG!
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