Monday, March 28, 2005

Sin City vs. The Hulk, The Best & Worst of Comic Book Movies


Sin City: Sexy ladies, and more sexy ladies!!!! like Jessica Alba!!
The Hulk: A dorky looking guy.

Sin City: non-stop crazy action with super cool effects!
The Hulk: a few explosions...some rumble....

Sin CIty: visuals that were not only amazing but provided a comic book panel feel and were full of true artistic insipiration.
The Hulk: features every editing wipe available in a pathetic attempt to be "comic-y"; they even use a star swipe to cut to a little girls dance recital.

Sin City: never seen anything like it. The definition of Eye Candy (except for lil' Kim)
The Hulk: see it every time I watch the into to the Forensic Files: tubes with liquid spinning, beakers and tons of intelligible read-outs coming up on several screens. Who wants to watch data loading on a screen? No one that's who, not even the scientists. And honestly, one "getting science work done" montage is enough for one movie, maybe two, but that's pushing it.

Sin City: Did I mention hookers with machine guns? And that one Gilmore Girl (who turns out is ba-ba-bangin'!!!)
The Hulk: old man with rabid poodle.

Sin City: Da Best!!
The Hulk: Da Worst!!!

1 Comments:

At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure the hulk sucks. And the Hulk Dogs look uncannily like the dog in The Mask.

But what The Hulk does so very well is finally prove my point that Janitors are creepy evil people that can absorb electricity and torment their sons until they become radioactive juggernauts. I've been sayin it for years, haven't i? And boom! there it is on the screen.

Did you ever see the Punisher? No? Good.

 

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