Friday, March 25, 2005

Pat O'Brien, the New Perv in Town?



There have been many pervs throughout celebrity-culture history, Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy and who could forget Bill O'Reilly! Well boyz, there's a new king in town.....Pat "I wanna suck your tits" O'Brien. For those of you who have had the pleasure to listen to his greatest performace, a voicemail recording, you can back me up when I say Pat wants "to watch while Betsey eats [some other girl, let's call her SOG]." Also SOG is "so fuckin' hot" that Pat feels he needs to repeat it about twenty times a message, that phrase is sort of his filler while he talks about her "hot fuckin' tits" or something. Arguably the best part of the recordings (mind you O'Brien basically repeats verbatim the same dialogue each message, so i this happens more than once) is when he tells SOG that if she wants in on this freaky sex feast she can "just look me in the eyes and say 'yes'", great plan Pat! Where did you come up with that one, using human interaction and the word 'yes' to express confirmation, what a strange idea, pervert!

He also harassed some gays, apparently sexily, i mean sexually.

3 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger The Neurotic Monkey said...

This guy sounds like a party ANIMAL. Do you have his number?

He also just entered rehab. I knew it--being forced to talk about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears for a living leads to drug dependency! To Congress then! We Must Tell the World!

Seriously, though, where did you hear this voicemail? And how can I get a piece of the Pat O'Brien action?

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger The Neurotic Monkey said...

Here's a Daily Show piece on the Schialvo case -- SINNER!

http://unitedleft.com/index/article.php?story=20050324211242185

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i listened to it yesterday and it is pretty gross. so embarrassing. my fave part is when he's like oh i'm sure betsy will be into it, then he calls back and is like hmmm for some reason turns out betsy's not into it, but anyway, i wanna lick your asshole. ta-ta!

 

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