Good Ideas....Probably

1. Watch Conair on the Dubbaya Bee and "Go frig yourself", "Oh yeah, frig off, ya friggin' a-hole!"

2. Selling your pope action figures on e-bay, the market is red-hot right now!!

3. Putting glue all over your hands, waitin' for it to dry and then pealing it off, gross!

4. Putting a stop to fi'ty cen' and his bombardment of singles on the radio!

5. Congratulating Justin Timberlake on being cast in an action movie he is clearly wrong for (DieHard 4) just for being the hotness!

6. Making fun of Britney Spears for not making in Maxim (or FHM) Top 100 Hottest Women, Wow, for a former top-ten-er she really has gotten fat and turned into trash. I wonder why the sudden change? Oh yeah, K-Fed! Damn that stinky weasel!

7. Watch Sin CIty about 20 times! Worry about losing limbs. Start wearing full body armor.