The InFeRnO Update Thirtytweight!!
This week we are gonna do an Inferno TOP 10!! Yes!!
The TOP 10 things Brad would have done had he still not been ousted by the great might of Abraham, slayer of the weak and conquer of....
10. Kiss the Miz...on the lips...i hope....
9. Lecture CT on how it's not cool dog to be "all about da money" and you have to think about your team and share.
8. Take Dan seriously on his confession about being infested with pubic lice and tell other cast-mates "the gay dude has crabs."
7. Think that Veronica CONSTANTLY sucks-in her cheeks like J-Lo and it's ridiculous! If she doesn't stop making that face she's never coming out of her room!
6. Tell that saucy queen, Dan to calm down, he gets prissy when he's mad (don't we all), and get it together for the inferno next week. I'm so nervous...you can do it, Dan!!
5. Pat Dan on the back gently when Dan gets all misty packing up to possibly leave all his newfound pals.
4. Smoke a doobie with Veronica who admitted drug abuse this week stating: "I have no short-term memory, uh [lip-bite] [off to the side glance]" Very suspicious Veronica, very suspicious indeed.
3. Compete in a belly flop contest, very mature the Miz, while baring his butt-ox, like nubile Landon. Then belligerently fight and blame Landon for making him do it, oh, and call him a meathead. That would be a good drunken brawl, the Brad vs. the Landon, but my money's on Landon, I think he might have less nerve cells or something.
2. Watch as Veronica and Rachel sponge bathe each other.
1.The Number One thing Brad would have done had be still been on the show is.....
Take flight and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. - Thanks for that one Dan, we will all be praying for you as you go to the Inferno....which actually happened months ago, so I we're all gonna have to pray harder than normal if we want our prayers to go back in time.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 4:51 PM
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2 Comments:
maybe he would've spoken to Shavonda, since it appears that no one else does.
Also -- way to go, Jamie. Not only are you hot, attentive, but you also further the stereotype of asians being good at mental games. unfortunately, you just made yourself a target for Tina to eat you. Run, child, run.
And how about all that SHARPER IMAGE stuff? Could they have said that anymore times? Hell, even the Miz is becoming a shill as he kept using the name when talking about the mission. Since when does Sharper Image have the playing cards, gatorade, and stupid chotschke market cornered?
And lastly, why was Tonya the only girl doing belly flops? C'mon, Tina -- you could've cleared out that pool, and thus guarranteed yourself some bragging rights forever. Maybe Team VolTRon has a rule that you can't play in the reindeer games, or wear sweatpants on any day except for friday.
Nice catch on the short-term memory thing...even thought about calling you to make sure you caught it and remind you to put it in your blog (since your SM ain't to good either)
Well Done Jailbait
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