My One Post About America's Next Top Model

1. The show should be called The Tyra Bank's Show About Tyra Banks. Sure she's hot, but I can't even get to know the other girls cause Tyra's too busy talking about herself and getting all in my face. "Tyra did this shoot"..."Tyra also does this"..."must be like Tyra"...

2. The best part of the whole series is when one of the brunettes gets all wasted and smacks her ass on the window of a van, which most likely had tinted windows (semantics), attempting to show onlookers her top model ass. Now I mean the best part specifically is the smack; there is this "thwack" noise accompanying the bare butt checks making contact with the cold glass that really resonates. They should make it into a ringtone, that sound would always get my attention.