Finally, a lesbian gets a day time talk show

• And just like that Rosie O'Donnell joins the View. What is up with the view, I feel like they pride themselves in having really abrasive people on there. Barbara Walters, Star Jones, those other bitches, and now Rosie. I might actually have to tune in, we might see our first live death on TV America!


• Oh wow, this Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards fiasco (which I am now referring to as "Sheengate") made some serious developments in the last few days. And I mean shocking and serious developments. Like I don't even know where to begin. And Mr. Sheen is also in two other unrelated headlines today! He should prolly slow down (and focus all this attention on this 911 conspiracy)... the crazy bastard.
  
  But anyway, Denise Richards has been saying all sorts of stuff about Charlie, my favorite of the allegations is that Denise caught Charlie looking at naked, possibly underage, boys on the internet and when Denise approached him about it he said "I hope you fucking die bitch!" Aww young love. To be fair though Denise ALSO caught Charlie looking at underage girls on the internet to which he added "i hope you get breast cancer and die" and i believe he even wished her "face cancer", which is more of a group of cancers than one specific type... so he should prolly do a little more research before vexing the mother of his children. These things are just the tip of the iceberg it gets MUCH weirder, look here!
  
  However, Denise is no angel. She has already moved on. And in the last fifteen minutes she had the new guy's kid, divorced him and moved on again (slut). But seriously she was puttin the moves on the DISGUSTING Richie Sambora while her BFF Heather Lockler was still married to him. Denise even urged Heather to divorce him. But I mean who could blame her, no one can resist this stud. If I were Denise I would be nervous because I have seen almost every Melrose Place and you do NOT want to mess with Heather Lockler, she owns D&D Advertising for crying out loud!!!!



• Kimora Lee and Russel Simmons are getting a D-vorce. Is this chick retarded?? I think he replaced his blood with liquid gold a few years back and I am pretty sure he eats precious gemstones for breakfast. And so, Kimora Lee, a flippant golddigger i might add, wants to leave him?! I hope he's the one kicking her out and I hope he gets to keep those adorable kids. What an ungrateful bitch. Oh and another thing Kimora, what makes you think someone wants to spend a half a million dollars on a diamond encrusted Baby Phat logo, no one is that devoid of taste.



• Brit-knee Spears is "pregnant" again. Sure Britney, and then in nine months you'll "miscarry" and then be "pregnant" again. Quit coming up with excuses to be fat and just work out, g'dammit!



• I try to stay away from this whole Pete Doherty & Kate Moss mess, mainly because they are British, but this is too crazy to not mention. Recent photographs have shown Pete (aka UGLIEST man alive - he looks like that baby with no face) injecting heroine into the arm of some passed out slut on his dirty kitchen floor. He must of been confused, the Pete I know would never waste drugs on some girl that is probably already dead. Unless he wanted to make sure she was dead, in which case I guess this all adds up.



• I am very upset with Snoop right now, but I am going to assume he was just being pier-pressured when him and his entourage severely pissed of British Airways. The "dog pound" (is that just a Randy thing? that's a Snoop thing too right?) and the head dog himself were trying to get all up in the VIP lounge at British Airways but those in the group who didn't have first class tickets were denied exclusive access to VIP hotness. So naturally they start fighting with the airline people and eventually take their rampage throughout the airport where they then proceed to battle security. Needless to say they didn't make it on the flight, and British Airways has banned all of them completely. As they should. I am very disappointed in these guys, Snoop always seemed so nice and fun loving, i didn't realize he was leading around a band of goons. And the stupidest place to pull a scene like this is in the airport, don't they know they need that flying box to get home. But I guess jail is pretty sweet too; I usually pick a cell over the comforts of home. Snoop's been released and everything should be okay now, cuz I hit Snoop with a rolled up newspaper and rubbed his nose in it.