Sup Sexy (and not-so-sexy) Ladies of Hollywood!

It's a new post so people can stop looking at that awful picture of Wilmer Valderamma!

• Jessica Simpson will NOT wear her very own discount line of denim called "Princey." Wow, did you come up with that name yourself Jessica? cuz it's really good and you should be really proud. However, it's probably not the awful brand name keeping Ms. Simpson from modeling these hot sexy jeans, more likely it's the fact that they retail for 20 bucks on sale at Walmart. Jessica, I don't blame you, I would never wear generic denim ...let alone from Walmart ...and let alone on sale. So, the-former-Mrs-Lachey, if I see you so much as hold up a pair of those poorly made sweat-shop knock-offs I will hate you forever, deal? deal.


• so NoTORIous is my fav new show and that little Tori Spelling is just adorable isn't she! She is the cutest ugly person ever, and I love all her costars (especially the fag) and her "big big boobies, boys like those too!" Bravo Tori, Bravo!


• Ah, Katie Holmes and her silent birth. This is a HUGE news story right now, so how come the police haven't gotten involved. This MUST be illegal people. I fear this child is in serious danger.


• Britney Spears, who once held the top spot, fails to even make FHM's top 100 sexiest woman by 20,000 votes this year. I wish she was here right now so I could point and laugh at her. Stupid bitch. I told her so.


• Paris Hilton has this to say about former gal-pal Nicole Richie: "I can’t believe it. She looks horrible. It’s really sad." To which Nicole replied: "Too tired... to speak.... sooo skinny......"


• and PS: I thought I told Hollywood to STOP being so boring! Do something you dull vapid puppets! Cuz I have nothing to write about :(