Hey Wilmer, my number is.....

On a recent Howard Stern, Wilmer Valderamma revealed that while he is NOT funny or at all talented, he is a superhuman stud with a big cock that bangs hot-n-horny barely legal celebs. Now this is, of coarse, all coming from Wilmer himself, and if Wilmer is anywhere near as big of a douche as he seems, he prolly made this all up in hopes that it would help him actually score with one of these famous sluts. Does anyone even like Wilmer Valderamma? Are we supposed to like him? I feel like not even the chicks he sleeps with really like him. He should prolly work on that. He can start by making a more gentle face than his usual too-cool scowl. But would i still do him? without a doubt.

Wilmer has claimed that he banged: Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Love-Hugetits, and Jessica Rabbit. Woah, Jessica Rabbit?! She's hot, Wilmer you ARE da man. He also claimed his penis is "slightly larger" than 8 inches. Wow, Wilmer was just serving up intimate details on his life to Howard. I wonder if Stern asked him any questions or if Wilmer just burst in being like "I've got a big dick, and i screw chicks and I'm cool. And everybody thinks so, just ask Ashton." It's true Wilmer, Ashton is a great source of "cred". Keep hanging out with that guy, he didn't get annoying ten years ago..... but would i still do him too? without a doubt.