Why does Lindsay Lohan's mom even THINK she's famous?!

Lindsay Lohan's mom wants to host a Oprah style talk show. I want to host her lynching in the town square.

Also, she would like to date George Clooney. I doubt George Clooney is interested in crazy bitches that sound like they smoked a pack of Virginia Slims for breakfast. But maybe. Seriously though Dina Lohan -way to set your standards at Sexiest Man Alive, that way you won't be horribly disappointed. She should date that Simpson father, he's a nut-job starfucker too! perfect! oh my god, then Lindsay Lohan will become one of the Simpson sisters! I guess she will be the one with red hair, and then Ashlee will have to switch back to brunette. Then and only then can the three of them fight crime / do a bunch of coke in a club bathroom off their T-mobile Sidekick III.