Dear Xtina, Love Ya Bitch!!!

Just look at this sexy lady. Her new song is -of corse- off the hook, the chain, the heezy, and any other things that might indicate it is cool. There are a lot of things that make Christina Aguilera the best (...and WAY better than Britney -remember when that was a real competition and not just a glamourous Hollywood starlet v. the bag girl at Piggly Wiggly), but seriously, anyone that wears cut-off denim booty shorts with platform stilettos while out shopping (i guess) is the greatest. I am sorry Posh, but the same does not apply for you; you look like you are about to die.