NoVAnians and WashingtonDCtonians!!!!

Someone -I am not sure who, does it matter?- released lists of the top cities in America for stuff! Let's see the results:

Congratulations Burke, Virginia on being the #7 city with the highest median household income in America! Without you the GUCCI at Tysons might have never been possible. ps: Mclean and Langley missing from the list... when the citizens of Burke wake up to a bunch of Mercedes SUV doing donuts in their front lawn they'll know just who to blame...

In the Most Educated category Arlington, Virginia in the numba one stunna!! and then Alexandria, Virginia is number 9 - that's where I went to school! I KNEW I was smarter than everyone!

Washington DC is supposed to have the number 14 most singles. This, I don't believe. I see an alarming amount of hand-holding for this story to hold any water... maybe they are talking about Kraft singles. Those things are gross. Where does the plastic stop and the cheese begin? You keep pushing the line people and there's no going back....

Bethesda, Maryland makes the Top Pricey Homes list as one of two out of 25 cities NOT in California. I guess people in California really ARE better than everyone else. I best move there quick.

The most important category of them all: The Skinniest City!! Well Arlington, VA comes it at number 13 which is odd cuz they have a bunch of Fuddruckers in Arlington, and NO ONE can resist those buttery buns and hot slabs of meat. Speaking of buttery buns and hot meat it's no surprise that San Fransico, Gay HQ, is number 2 on this list. Just try going to a gay bar; you will actually have full on bulimia by the time you leave.

No where even close to me made the Safest City List. But Washington, DC did make #1 on the Most Likely to Get Shot While Waiting in Line for Lottery Tickets list... so that's nice... does GUCCI make teflar.....

And last but not least, the "Best" list. I am not sure what qualifies these cities for being the "Best" besides the fact that they are badass and totally rule. Drum roll please........ my city...... Reston, Virginia....... comes in at........ number 43!!!!!

All in all I feel pretty good about these rankings. Although they did miss a few important city categories like: Biggest Hooters and Where's Da Party At, but there's always next year...