Big Day Small Town
I was doing my normal CNN.com routine this morning when I came across an article about Valentine, Nebraska. The only noteworthy part of this piece comes in the first paragraph. According to the Chamber of Commerce Director of Valentine, NB, "We do it up pretty big". Who is in charge of Commerce in Valentine, NB, fity cent? Big Ups to everyone in Nebraska, i'll see ya'll up in da club, tonight! Pass the Cris you crazy Nebraskins, g-g-g-G Unit!!
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 12:10 PM
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Yo, bitches, as the governor of Nizzbraska, I would like to thank you for puttin a spotlight on my nigga Fitty's work in Valentine. That boy be doin it up crazy style over there. He breaks out the cris, the bitches, the niggas, the children, the women, the hustlers, the bustlers, the rustlers, and all tops of lovers. It ain't the dirty south, but it's the Piss Drunk Midwest. Yeah! Me and my bitches always make an appearance at that place. It's bananas. Well, thank you very much for all the media attention and shit. WE IN THE RED LIGHT DIS-TRICT! THE RED LIGHT DIS-TRICT!
Peace, bitches.
Gov. Ludacris
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