2004 A YEAR IN REVIEW: BOOBIES!!!!

2004 was a great year for the boobie. It seemed everyone who was anyone had a nip slip, the term "teeters" rose high atop the slang charts and the only thing more desperate than the housewives, were their horny husband drooling on the TeVo. But what sets this year apart from any other year full of A-list nipple scars and horny spring break coeds? Silver sun medallions on the nipple. What a genius, truly genius way to spice a rather stale time honored tradition of the breast as the corner stone of lust in this country. Recent years have introduced the internet which in turn introduced us to the convenience of 24 hour porn and boobies, consequently, and all in the comfort of our own homes. Why turn your head to look at some possible boobies on TV when you have two hot Tai girls rubbing their teeters together on the computer screen in front of you. Boobies needed a new plan, a fresh look, if they were going to make that ultimate TV comeback. And that's just what they got. Thanks to Janet Jackson, and her pioneering spirit, the boobie had a new hat and everyone was noticing, but how could we not the medallion was reflecting light in our eyes.