Lookin' Forward: 2005 IN & OUT List

The anticipated IN& OUT list for 2005!!!!!!
IN -- OUT

Apache indians ---- Pacific islanders
Telegrams ---- The Internet
The moon ---- Saturn
Celebrity Pokemon ---- Celebrity Spokespeople
Eating your vegetables ---- Muscle atrophy
Hot sex ---- Lancing boils
Jousting matches ---- Pistol duels
Flowers ---- Dirt
Urinary track infections ---- Bowl movements
Pick-pocketing ---- Terrorist attacks
Any other show ---- Mad Tv
Super smores 3000 ---- Regular ol' smores
Cock rings ---- Penis pumps
Those "do not eat" packets ---- Foam peanuts
George Washington Carver ---- George W Bush
Salty Anal Weiner Burgers ---- Ballpark franks
PETA meetings ---- PTA meetings
rash spending ---- rational financial decisions
telekinesis ---- the phone
4th grade ---- 3rd grade
butterfly kisses ---- eskimo kisses
oral sex with a priest ---- telling