Rob Cries Like Little Girl
Little Girls everywhere were envious this morning when Rob showed them all up with one of the greatest and most awesome cries ever. One witness said: "I thought it was a little girl crying, I mean that just would have made sense." But that on-looker wasn't ready for the shocking revelation before him, it was Robert Farish, a young resident of Washington DC, that was giving all those little girls a run for there money. He was crying, he was sniffling he even did a couple stamps in what looked like it could be heading towards a tantrum. No clue as to what made poor little Robbie start to "cawhy", but one thing is for certain, he is a little girl.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 4:10 PM
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Man,
Don't them little bitches get you down. We've all been there. This one time, when I was like 6 years old, I was hanging out with my best and only friend Jimmy Mack's house. We were playing with some of his toys, you know the Masters of the Universe line. And Jimmy was He-Man and I was Beast Man, which sucked, and I was all "Why do I have to be Beast Man?"
And he said it was because it was his house.
And I said, "That's bullshit, let me play with He-Man."
And he said no. And if I didn't like it I could leave. Well then I started to cry. Not because he hurt my feelings, but because I accidentally sat on my tiny prepubescent testicles.
The point is, I feel for you, man. Hang tough!
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