Britney Voted Best Legs, Voters Intoxicated
In one of those fine gossip publications, Britney Spears made the 10 Best Legs list. Accompanying her position was a photo of her man legs. They are thick like tree trucks, sorta like that duck from Duckman, remember that show, 'twas creepy. Anyway, she reminds me of a stumpy gnome or other woodland creature. Oh, and Mr. Federline apparently is stinky, so now he's gross to all the senses.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 12:17 AM
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I have it on good authority that she actually bought those legs from the dwarf from Golden Axe II, that great video game of old. She holds the dwarf hostage in her basement and makes him recite poems about how cute her dogs are. It's just wrong, people.
Duckman update: ya know, the one that wears a head sweatband, which could be a good look for Britney.
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