This Just in: Katie Garfield is Pregnent!!!

It's true the long time editor of the Garflog is with child!!!! But don't bother sending booties or anything featuring Pooh bear, this child it seems is the result of an immaculate conception by the Devil himself!!! The child it seems is a demon spawn destined to slither from the young woman's womb on the 9th moon cycle and then will most likely ravage the local townspeople, using their hearts for sustenance as it grows to full size and strength only to rule this pathetic earth with a fiery fist. Ms. Garfield's rep refuses to comment and denies any involvement with Angelina Jolie (yeah right). It seems the demon child will most likely take Angelina down into the underworld to be his eternal sex slave, which sources agree is not a bad idea. But what about Ms. Garfield in all this, doesn't she deserve a spot at the right hand of her evil son? Sources say she is happy just to be Angelina Jolie's mother-in-law and is already planning a rather delicious thanksgiving.