This Just In: Dean Also Pregnant

Seems like the "it" thing to do in Bloggywood is for all the A-list bloggers to carry the son of Lucifer, and Robert Dean of the Neurotic Monkey is no exception. Our sources confirm that he in fact IS pregnant with yet another spawn of the devil. Dean had this comment to make at a press conference earlier today "My lil' shnock'ems will be twice as evil and ten times as cute as Kathryn Garfield's unholy offspring, plus she's a whore." Could Kathryn's whore status have played a role in her being chosen by satan himself? We don;t know, but we do know she sells drugs to the retarded. Robert Dean, being a male, was naturally shocked by the revelation that he was pregnant, especially since a powerful hex, brought on my a garment featuring animated characters has apparently kept him from getting laid. Dean says "This is my calling, I see that now, I must gather virgin blood for my baby so he can grow nice and strong and bring this world to its knees. He will devour the souls of the infidels, starting with the whore child of Kathryn Garfield." No word yet on what role Angelina will play in all this, but its probably something super sexy like a goddess or a tomb raider.