This Just In: Current Affair is Back!

And with a dangerous new slogan: "We dare to go there". Oh no they didn't! I didn't think they were gonna go there, but those sassy ass mother fuckers went there, can you believe it America! Don't mess with investigative journalism based on lies and the destruction of innocent lives for ratings, cause they will go there. So next time you are selling old meat or hustlin' seniors out of medicine, you better watch it cause Current Affair is going there!

As a side note I used to watch Current Affair religiously with my parents back in the 80's when you couldn't see stuff like that on a regular basis, but with Fox basically breaking up Current Affair into fifty different filthy shows its like a mini-Current Affair every time you turn on the TV. Current Affair is like When Animals Attack plus Cops plus whatever entertainment show they have plus the Littlest Groom. Agreed? Agreed! There is one part of Current Affair that I like and miss: that sound effect they play at the beginning, ya know it's kinda like a "dunda shzroom" almost like the American Idol sound effect.