Devil's Face Appears on Turtle Shell, Hello Ebay!

"MICHIGANTOWN, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October."

This is a true story about a complete idiot, who most likely is dangerously crazy and/or morbidly obese. Someone should kill people like this and they should kill the people who report it on the main news story bar on CNN.com. Come on people is this really news?! I see the face of satan every time I look in the mirror (and let me tell you, satan is hot!) and you don't see me selling myself on E-bay, well not just my face. Oh, I'm not positive that he is selling said turtle on E-bay but these hardcore christians are always looking for the big bucks from other crazy hardcore christians. Speaking of Jesus freaks the next time one bothers me at work (they like to come to the gay neighborhoods, that's where the most heathens are) I'm una bitch slap 'em and tell them to shut their fucking mouths! Too extreme? I think they can take it, ya know, for Jesus.

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